North Korea has 1,800 “Cyberwarriors”

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Ah. So that’s what they’ve been up to all this time. We’ve all been lying around thinking, “North Korea hasn’t even discovered the wheel yet.” I’m easily the worst offender. This just shows that they aren’t the raging morons we all thought they were. We’re all just sitting around playing the game. Meanwhile, they’re tunneling out of Shawshank Prison slowly but surely. And now, they’ve got 1,800 “cyberwarriors”. They basically knew they weren’t going to beat the world in anything else, so they beefed up the one thing no one else has a tight grip on. It’s actually a genius tactic.

How do we even know this “defector” was sent to just say that to scare the masses? Nothing’s off the table here. He could’ve pretend defected.

But in all seriousness, I picture America being like, “Don’t touch me”, and North Korea being like, “I’m not touching you I’m not touching you” whilst waving their greasy hands around us. While they may have “won”, they didn’t do any actual damage. They’re still just a loose fly in a meth lab. And we are the danger.