US Opens Relations With Cuba


Took long enough. It’s only been 50 years of the two countries acting like 7th grade girls. And besides, why should we continue to deprive a nation of Cuban cigars? People are getting their hands on them anyway, even Chad Ochocinco smuggled them over the border. That’s the only economic interest we’ve ever had in Cuba, so you might as well as open up relations. That embargo never solves anything. If there’s one thing 7th grade girls can take from this, it’s that if you play the silent game long enough, eventually the other person will die and you’ll get what you want. There’s always a silver lining.