BREAKING: MAURICE JONES-DREW HAS VERIZON!
I will always love this man for two things.
1. Although he eventually got injured, he was pivotal in some of my early season victories en route to my 2012 Fantasy Football title.
2. He knocked the steroids out of Shawne Merriman. Without this happening, my infamous twitter fight with Shawne Merriman would have never taken place.
If we ignore my racist tweets about Jarome Iginla, you can see the entire altercation as it took place. It was because he took out one of those Twitter sponsorships when the tweet is one everyone’s timeline. And that’s when I swooped in for tweet number one at the bottom there. Had to request my archive for this, I hope I’m appreciated.