UVM: Blue Eyes Linked With Alcoholism

Another predetermined characteristic that the world decided I should have with no say from me. It’s time to leave my mark on the world: I shall overcome having blue eyes. Hero.

There’s also a correlation between ice cream sales and homicide rate.


Maybe there’s a third factor UVM is missing, such as the fact that blue-eyed people have prettier eyes (guilty). And thus, more blue-eyed folk (guilty) are being swarmed by women (not guilty). And from what I’ve experienced, women can be pretty frustrating. Drink away the pain men.