How’s your 4th of July weekend going? Have you partied hard? Still got all of your fingers?
Well, according to reports, Giants defensive end Jason Pierre-Paul doesn’t! My guess is he would answer “No” to question #2 and, thus, answer “Yes” to question #1.
I’m not a sports medicine major or too experienced when it comes to playing football, but I can make an educated guess by saying that fingers are sorta important if you wanna play.
JPP couldn’t have been playing with a WHOLE lot of firew…
…HOLY SHIT THAT’S A LOT OF AMERICAN PRIDE RIGHT THERE!!!!
The reports coming in make it sound like an uuuuuuuuugly scene.
This is pretty accurate.
Keep in mind that he’s gonna be a free agent after this upcoming season. So this motherfucker neglects the fact that he has a HUGE payday coming his way (rhyming accidentally) and decides it’s gonna be a good idea to hold an ABSOLUTE FIRECRACKA in his hand. I need to see this dude’s Wonderlic score real quick because there is zero chance it’s higher than Frank Gore’s score of 6. Jason Pierre-Paul Plaxico’d himself and he’s not one of the biggest idiots in the NFL, all in the span of 24 hours. America, fuck yeah?
“Hey quarterback, ever seen a hand with four fingers?!”-JPP
PS: unreal tweet by this kid, hat tip.