While it may seem rather egotistic to construct yourself a throne made out of guitars, one must take a step back and think about this one: if there was a throne of guitars built, who should sit on it?
Before people come out screaming “Dave Grohl isn’t really that good at guitar, Jack White should probably sit on there”, you must remember that Jack White didn’t break his leg nor does he have Nirvana money.
So if someone has to sit on the Fire Throne (get it…because music), it should be Jack Black’s drummer.
Which brings us to our main topic of the day: LOOK AT THIS FREAKING THRONE!!!!!! Dave is the word and the word is bad ass. I can’t wait to see this thing at Fenway next Sunday night. It better shoot fire.
I’d also like to point out that Dave came up with the design for this throne while he was high on oxycontin and morphine. I dub this the greatest high-dea since drugs were thing. I can relate to this too: when I was high on morphine in the hospital after my infamous saw blade incident three years ago, I came up with the idea of using only my thumb for the left analog stick and using the rest of my entire cast to hit the LB and LT buttons (depending on the angle) so I could still play Skyrim. Great minds think alike.