Jason Pierre-Paul Update: Luckily For Giants Fans, New Reports Say JPP Is Still 10/10 On Fingers. Unluckily For JPP, His New Contract Offer Was Revoked

New details have merged in the simply bizzare JPP firework fiasco. Accoring to new reports, the Giants DE still has all of his fingers, but just some really fucked up burns.

Well, at least he’s got a chance to play. But actually, you might wanna scratch that; the $60 milli deal that the NYGs had on the table for him has now been pulled off the table. Pro tip: if you know you have that amount of money on the table, don’t hold a lit firework in your hand. Old hockey trick for ya.

I’m really curious to see how this hand looks/functions now. Is his performance gonna sag off stickly because he’s a dolt, and if so by how much?

The answer…………..COMING UP NEXT AFTER THE BREAK!!!!

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