To The Rescue!: Shaggy Has A Master Plan To Defeat ISIS

The same man who came up with breathtaking lyrics such as:

‘She even caught me in the shower’,

‘Closer than my peeps you are to me’ and

‘You are the only young girl that can ring my bell’

Well he’s the one with the master plan here. What is it?

“If you’re able to cut a man’s head off, you’re sick. But right, music evokes emotion. So if they’re listening to Shaggy music or reggae music, they’re not going to want to cut somebody’s head off.

“There’re two things you want to do when you listen to reggae: You get somebody pregnant, or you’re fucking high. High people don’t want to kill nothing; they want to love. They need to bag some Jamaican weed and distribute it amongst ISIS. I guarantee there won’t be any more wars out there.”

What’s the solution to defeating ISIS?

“Make them listen to my music. Only people not in a normal state of mind listen to my music, and when you’re high you don’t wanna kill nobodies. You wanna love.”