Canada Continues To Crush It This Week: Police Issue 3-Year Old Fake Ticket For Illegally Parking Toy Motorcycle

In the exact same manner that this kid is flipping the strap sandal game on it’s head, Canada continues to change the silly news game forever.

I’m sure this will be the repressed memory that comes out years down the line when this kid’s in therapy, and it will be pinpointed as cause for his alcoholism and infidelity.

Stray Thought:Matt Woodman from CTV has got to be the worst reporter ever. His voice is so dead pan that I thought I was listening to a Cake song.