Antonio Brown’s New Custom Rolls Royce Phantom Just Lit My Eyes On Fire

Is Antonio Brown suddenly a corrupt LA cop? Not that this car isn’t the greatest thing I’ve ever seen. But if I were to list the top five people that should drive this car, the list would go like this:

1. Cole Phelps (L.A. Noire)

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2. Ray Velcoro (True Detective)

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3-4. Wario and/or Waluigi 

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5. Antonio Brown (Just because it’s already his)

Sep 7, 2014; Pittsburgh, PA, USA; Pittsburgh Steelers wide receiver Antonio Brown (84) runs over Cleveland Browns punter Spencer Lanning (5) during the first half at Heinz Field. Brown was flagged on the play. Mandatory Credit: Jason Bridge-USA TODAY Sports
Sep 7, 2014; Pittsburgh, PA, USA; Pittsburgh Steelers wide receiver Antonio Brown (84) runs over Cleveland Browns punter Spencer Lanning (5) during the first half at Heinz Field. Brown was flagged on the play. Mandatory Credit: Jason Bridge-USA TODAY Sports

Wait so this Jason Bridge character gets “Mandatory Credit” but Rolling Stone, The A.V. Club, Nerdist, Union College, The Baltimore Sun, and the New York Daily Post don’t have to credit me for the Foo Fighters video? Upside down society we live in today.