I’ll give you a few spaces before the actual picture; always tough to explain to a random bypasser why a picture of an elite NFL RB’s ass is on your computer screen. Proceed with caution.
aaaaaaand here it is.
Alright, a few questions here:
-What causes him to do that?
-What made him think no one would notice?
-Why wouldn’t you just head to the locker room real quick? Something like that takes roughly two seconds.
-Again, just why?
-Did Marshawn shit himself?
-Bit of a follow up of the last one, did Marshawn forget to whip his ass when he took a dump earlier?
-Did he get a mega wedgie that could only be fixed with extracting the pants in an extreme manner?
-Does it have anything to do with a lack of Skittles consumed/too many Skittles consumed?
-Will he talk to the media about this?
And, most importantly in my mind,
-Why don’t we have Cris Collinsworth’s commentary on the manner?
“Well when IIIIIIIIIII look at a guy like Maaaaaarrrrrrshawwwwwnnnnnn Lynch, IIIIIII see a guuuuuuuuuuy with one of the fiiiiiiiiiinest donks in the National Football League. I’ll tell ya *gives stupid little chuckle* I mean, he’s gone one reeeeeeeeeaaaaaaallly fine ass on him.”
So many questions, not enough answers. This is only week 2, folks, so buckle in for more zany happenings and, apparently, more mooning league-wide.