Domino’s Saves Man’s Life

Domino’s has got this man’s life in a firm grip. Not only has he essentially transformed into a Domino’s addict (it’s like weed, you get addicted to the lifestyle not to the substance), but they’ve also got a watchful eye on him at all times. Without getting into thought crime we know they know when he wants Domino’s to the extent that they know when to do a routine wellness check. Domino’s likely gave this man health problems and may be slowly killing him, but without it he is nothing.

THIS IS MY DOMINO’S ORDER. THERE ARE MANY LIKE IT BUT THIS ONE IS MINE. WITHOUT ME, MY ORDER IS USELESS. WITHOUT IT, I AM USELESS.