Teacher Caught Having Sex With Student in Cemetery

http://www.trendingmail.com/2016/05/easton-teacher-arrested-after-found.html

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Okay so assuming everyone is as desensitized to these things as me, I’m not even going to go into the act itself. Instead lets focus on what everyone who’s eyes just saw the picture above me is thinking:

Damn, that is one sexy cop.

Imagine you’re a member of the police force, a people’s man, and you’re doing a cemetery bumping my new favorite song ‘Highlights’ by Kanye West, just mouthing along to “I need every bad b!tch up in Equinox/I need to know right now if you a freak or not“, and you literally see a Chevy Equinox with a bad b!tch all up in it. I would call her chubby female Smeagol, but I don’t want tarnish Smeagol’s good name.

“Aldinger said she met the boy several years ago when she was a substitute teacher in his class at Easton Middle School. She said she taught at the high school.

Both the boy and Aldinger told police they had been involved in a sexual relationship since the fall of 2015, when the student was 16 years old, according to court records.”

And this part confirms what Mr. West wanted to know: on the freak scale she’s Lindsey Weir, but only for the sake of the reference. Having scouted out this future talent while he was still in Middle School actually gives points to the favor of Mrs. Aldinger, who was promptly kicked out out of her house by her husband and is now living with her parents. It’s like when 8th graders, or even the next few grades up, anticipate girls who haven’t fully gone through puberty yet. Messed up as that may seen, I was in Middle School for score and 7 years ago and those conversations happened. $50,000 bail was posted, but I’m not saying she’s a gold digger. 😉 But either her soon to be ex-hubby is mixing blue with yellow, or daddy’s got some (seeing as substitute teachers make enough to pay for dinner once a month to create the illusion they have money on dates.)

DISCUSSION QUESTION:

Do the Philadelphia Eagles give Aldinger a phone call?

Side Note: 

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#JOURNALISM

Estefano’s social life about to buried right next to where he and Aldinger were caught red handed.