Final Statement Regarding the 2016 Presidential Election

By: Bryan Bowman

 

Ask Not For Whom the Bell Tolls…

 

Due to circumstances beyond my control, I would rather not write anything more about the 2016 presidential campaign at this time. On Tuesday, November 8th, I will get out of bed long enough to go down to the polling place and vote for Dr. Jill Stein. Afterwards, I will drive back to the house, lock the front door, get back in bed, and watch television as long as necessary. It will probably be a while before The Angst lifts- but whenever it happens I will get out of bed again and start writing the mean, cold-blooded bummer that I was not quite ready for today.