EMERGENCY: John Mayer Announces New Album and Tour after Releasing New Song Earlier Today

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Live look at me.

 

I’m all over the place. Friday came on a Thursday this week folks. Christmas came before Thanksgiving. It doesn’t matter that Trump is president or that Amway has an arena or that everyone loves Tyreek Hill even though he assaulted his pregnant girlfriend.

Okay maybe that last one still isn’t okay.

I’ve had a rough last couple weeks. I was concussed yet again and due to external pressure I have not JO’d since October 31 (no fap November).

But now there’s this. This song “Love on the Weekend.” It’s the opening track on LP7 The Search For Everything. And there isn’t much that has made me this happy in a long time. I almost kissed the first girl I saw after listening to it (which was my 48 year-old journalism professor so that could’ve been bad). But I want to pick some cutie up and twirl her around after listening to that song. I’m actually flying through this and am about to go on a quick joyride on my bike. As Jason Derulo once said, I’m on top of the world. I’ll check that but I think he said that once.

JM LP 7 : The Search For Everything (which could also be the title of my biopic)

TOUR NEXT YEAR

“EVERYTHING YOU WISH WOULD HAPPEN NEXT YEAR WILL HAPPEN NEXT YEAR”

“EVERYTHING YOU WISH COULD HAPPEN ON THIS TOUR WILL HAPPEN”