“Seemingly eternal bonds between two partners didn’t have enough wood to keep building walls so it could drink some mini shields or a slurp juice.”
“I feel like a lot of people are gonna be out on this, but I’m all in.”
“Get this man a Daytime Emmy for Leading Actor, And no, I don’t care if he wasn’t the lead.”
“We as a society like the idea of Mario Kart 64 more than Mario Kart 64 itself.”
Just when I thought I couldn’t love my favorite athlete of all-time anymore than I already do, Thomas Edward Patrick Brady Jr. goes off and does this.
This is a story that concerns baseball and, indirectly, Coldplay, thus I’m legally obligated because of my contract with Podcast AF to write about it.
Like a mermaid singing a siren song for sailors about to meet their demise, he played a song for Cowboy Joe West so he could get away with nibbling larger corners of the plate against his opponents.
Grand opening, grand closing for Smith’s 2018.
“Luckily for me and my blood pressure, though, someone made a 64 movie bracket. Something to really match the madness of March.”
These superlatives are what I’ll be taking away from Pyeongchang and what the millions of you reading will be remembering for years to come.