These superlatives are what I’ll be taking away from Pyeongchang and what the millions of you reading will be remembering for years to come.
Russia implemented a state sponsored doping program in order to have more success in the Games. Propaganda machine, basically. Straight up Drago style.
I can’t imagine the type of bloodbath this has created. It’s gotta be all out war within the trenches of AA’s Slack and WhenIWork apps with all the pilots trying to defend this absolute gift that fell into their laps.
One helluva opening chapter if you ask me.
Halladay was in a different stratosphere. Why? Because Halladay was a rare bread of ace.
Season 5 hasn’t been bad. It’s just…meh. Y’know who isn’t meh? President Kevin James, that’s who.
“But get outta here with this November 1st booty. It’s not Christmas time yet. Christmas time starts on Thanksgiving night after the Dallas Cowboys game.”
This is the textbook definition of downhill running. Goldy the Gopher is out here making Barry Sanders and LT looking like Trent Richardson post-trade and Peyton Hillis post-Madden cover.
“I went further down the rabbit hole and was greeted with a webpage full of Chinese text that I couldn’t translate for you if all of the double stuffed Oreos in the world were on the line.”
“I’m not 100% sure how they managed to make the two envelope managers mix up the order at the last second because I’m not 100% woke, but they each had motives.”